a sturdy investment

This is what Sarah buys when she's drunk...



Eek.

And this is what I found on my mother's computer to add to the odd assortment from the other day...

random photo blogging

here's some random pictures you don't care about...

Dirrty word Scrable...


The first mess I've made at our new house...


My car still looks like this, and it still makes me sad...




St. Patrick's Day, after a few too many green beers...

This little project has frustrated the hell outta me now... Before I got fired I forwarded everything I had saved at work to my home email. Well, i thought I did. I only saved the links to everything that don't work. Dammit. I had great stuff too...

what a softy

We went to see Invincible last night, that Mark Wahlberg movie about football. We didn't realize it was a Disney movie before we went, and were slightly skeptical about when we did find out.

But I really liked it... and that worries me. I usually hate those types of movies. This time I actually found myself feeling sad when they were and smiling at the end. Good job Disney, you've converted another cold heart.

I sat next to Lyle Lovette at Chili's too... I got a picture, I'll post it later...



You know I look a fright if I am afraid to let my face be seen enxt to that ugly mug... eek.

finally

I got my copy of fight club back!

Just a word of advice, don't let people borrow your favorite movies...

my brother still has my garden state and life aquatic... sniff sniff.

I'm a creep

It's not a secret that I finally have sitemeter and therefore can track how many hits I don't get... but I just found out how in depth that thing is...

It tells me your monitor resolution for christ sakes...

I feel bad now. I don't need to know all that... I am sorry I've invaded your privacy.

BUT: HI to my Ausie and Kiwi visitors...

oh yeah, we're cool

Want to know what Crystal and I do when we have enough to drink to be silly, but not enough to drink to be drunk?

We leave our phone numbers on corvettes, nice ones, in parking lots. I don't mean we go stalk parking lots looking for them, cause that would be lame. Only when we happen apon one. It's better than what we did as young teenagers... we'd get out and touch each corvette or beamer we saw in a parking lot. Ugh, I remember we'd be at the movies and it'd take us 20 minutes to get out of the parking garage...

I should have taken a picture of our note... it was great. "Nice car! Call us!"

It amazes even me how seriously not-cool I am... err... was, I mean. Dammit.

?? oh on...

Why does blogger have a dog in the orange box instead of a B?? I have to say, if blogger is part of PETA i quit. Those people are cra-razy.

Wait, the dog has a hat on, they'd be against that. It would rob the dog of his identity as dog, and therefore rob him of his dignity.

I told you, those people are crazy.

mmm... mmm... good.

Caryn and I got Popeye's Chicken last night, which in case you weren't sure, is the best chicken in the world. the world. Tonight we had the leftovers, which only consisted of biscuits, which in case you weren't sure, are the best in the world. the world. There were three left, so I nuked them for a little bit, had two, and left the other one for Caryn.

Crystal and I get back from our movie just a bit ago, and there is still a biscuit on the counter and Caryn is gone for the night. I stand and assess this situation and realize there is nothing right with this.

So I ate the third and last biscuit, which in case you weren't sure, was an absolute brick. absolute brick. But I ate it. And this is why;

You just don't waste a Popeye's biscuit. You just don't.

And, I'm a total fat ass.

my sincerest apologies

Humor hasn't visited this place in a long time. I don't know what happened. I'm just not clever anymore. I blame the broken heart.



Where did all the funny go?

three's company

So i have like the two best roommates ev-r. It's funny too, because we keep finding things we have in common, like yesterday Caryn confessed her love for matzo crackers... which i secretly look forward to comunion at church for the matzo... eek.

Today we figured out that we all have crushes on the Geico gecko. Is that strange?? He just has the sexiest London accent, and seems witty. Holy gawd I just said a lizard was witty and sexy, i am a sad, lonely little girl.

hey! i knew it would happen eventually

Somebody thinks I'm funny!!! or weird... whatever... works for me.

This guy, shumpy has linked to my blog. okay, it's among like 100 others, but hey, i'll be one in a hundred.

i'd hit it

a random collection of men old enough to be my dad that I'd do:

Will Ferrell
Bill Murray- any murray brother really
Mike Rowe- dirty jobs, deadliest catch, oh and he sings opera
Alton Brown- good eats, i can't really explain myself here...
Johnny Depp
Jon Stewart
Bill Nighy- actually old enough to be grandfather
Hugh Grant
Colin Firth
Sean Bean
Joel Gretsch- haha, he's hitting ms. shatner
Brad Pitt- i'd do his girlfriend too


There were some close ones too, like 12-16 years older than me:

Edward Norton
Vince Vaughn
Ewan McGregor- mmm... scottish
Tyler Florence
Ryan Seacrest- I'm not so sure he likes girls, but whatever.
Jared Leto- only in Fight Club with the Platinum hair
Mark Wahlberg
Jude Law
Josh Duhamel- Tad Hamilton... google him, there are nakie pictures...
Adrien Brody- i find him sexy, I will admit he's really not...
Callum Blue- he wins over eveyone here... hands down.

**these were by no means in any sort of order of hotness or anything**

i... am... just... wow.

I now officially love having 180 channels. Otherwise I never would have caught a series on Discover Health... about a family of 16 children. OMG 16!!!! I can't even grasp that...

Its a very religious happy family that seems to want 16, so I guess it's great really. They drive a bus, I find that comical. And they sing hymns while all in the bus.

We make fun of some friends of ours because they have 5, but aparently thats nothing. I think you'd have to talk me into any more than 3... actually you'd have to talk me into that third one...

Now I'm curious... how much would one need to earn to support 18 people?? Holy Majoly. Judging by their weekly grocery bill it would be 40 thousand dollars a year to just feed them. ack.

UPDATE: Okay, I just found out that he is a U.S. Senator, so I guess he's got the money thing under control...

POLL: How many kids do you want/have?? Let me know.

a valuable lesson

Do not drink and watch a Hallmark movie...

Just don't do it.

the return of white trash

I had to run a couple of errands today, nothing special, bank, wal-mart, liquor store, you know...

Well... I didn't really realize what I left the house in. Tore up jeans, a lynyrd sknyrd shirt and flip flops. Oh my gawd. I drive a beat up camaro too... I fit right in around here.

Random thought: I'm watching the pianist while waiting on the direct tv guy, and I think Hitler was just misunderstood. Totally kidding, this movie is sooooo sad. I still think Adrien Brody is so sexy. And no, I really can't explain why, he just is, all tall and lanky, big eyes... don't listen to me, I'm white trash, remember?

everyday is exactly the same

I believe I can see the future
Cause I repeat the same routine
I think I used to have a purpose
But then again
That might have been a dream
I think I used to have a voice
Now I never make a sound
I just do what I've been told
I really don't want them to come around

Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

I can feel their eyes are watching
In case I lose myself again
Sometimes I think I'm happy here
Sometimes, yet I still pretend
I can't remember how this got started
But I can tell you exactly how it will end

I'm writing on a little piece of paper
I'm hoping someday you might find
Well I'll hide it behind something
They won't look behind
I'm still inside here
A little bit comes bleeding through
I wish this could have been any other way
But I just don't know, I don't know what else I can do

Every day is exactly the same
Every day is exactly the same
There is no love here and there is no pain
Every day is exactly the same

the deconstruction of a dream

i miss random hotness. where did i go wrong?

what are the odds?

Tom, 4400, Joel Gretsch, is from MN. what the...? I swear... I have a weird thing for widwesterners, before I know they're widwesterners.

Random Trivia: He is married to William Shatner's daughter. Awesomeness.

I am soooo unemployed, who else would have time to figure this sh*t out...?

4400

I have a new addiction. The 4400. I normaly hate American T.V. but this is damn good. It's really hard to explain, but you need to watch it. Great story.

It's funny, my mom asked me if I thought Shawn was hot. He is, but his uncle is way hotter. I have a huge crush on Tom. Is that weird? He has a kid my age, so technically he's old enough to be my dad. EeWwWw...

I have a really bad habbit of that lately. I swear every guy I've checked out or talked to has had an effing wedding ring on. Which I didn't notice beforehand, calm down... Aren't there any single older men anymore?? Ones that aren't complete losers or lunatics. I guess thats a lot to ask for...

And tall too, is that so hard? I mean really.

wtf

I found a new annoyance today... actually it may soon be an entire group of people i hate...

people who answer rhetorical questions...

WTF??