what? revised

I don't like the way I posted this, so I am going to edit it.


I have had quite a few hits this week from Google searches for some form of "edible orbitz wrapper". It really shoots down my point that it's not a pressing issue. So I have a new point:

Here's an idea, don't eat paper. idiot.


That was better, don't you think?

UPDATE: There have been a few more google searches on this topic that ended up here, so it is obviously a bigger deal than I thought... I also had a hit from a google search "escort condomless sex"... which really worries me.

NEWER UPDATE: I found the "condomless sex" post, I was referring to a craigslist missed connection... Wow, that really scared me, I know I do some drunk blogging, but I was really worried what I had shared with the world. NO condomless sex!

we're doing just fine, really

So we all know I am nosey and check out how you guys get here, and how long you stay, and such.

Whoever googled "update on Travis and Sarah" is my new best friend.

I just wanted to let you guys know we're doing just fine. As good as in-laws can do really. He still makes fun of me, I still make jokes I know he won't find funny, all around we'r pretty good.

...at being mean to each other.

Love ya' T!

USELESS UPDATE: I have had two more hits on "Travis and Sarah now"... Um, he yelled at me this weekend, thats the only new developement.

luuuuuuuuuucy

completely out of context

Things I have said lately that are a little... iffy.

Sarah says:
i love little boys
i don't do dirty
i don't trust that bitch. (actually the context of that is what is funny. I was referring to drunk sarah)
i am always good to go
the more it burns the better
leftie-loosie, righty-tighty works in numerous situations, even politics
i bill by the hour for services rendered (in an email to ALL my clients)
clients

no really, i like my job

really.

that doesn't even make any sense

Some guy just called me a bitch. I can only recall this ever happening once before. It was by a girl I went to church with who turned out to be, you guessed it, the bitch.

Whatever dood. I am nice, too nice.

vanilla, or maybe not

My UPS guy at work just asked me if I was a "swirl baby". I died laughing, look at him and go "what? seriously?" I swore he was kidding.

He was serious.

I am so cracker white it's not even funny. Although I am a beautiful caramel color lately. Thank you pool.

new digs

I pimped odb's bowl.




If anyone knows where to get a pimp cup that smaill please let me know.

perv

We all know ODB lives at home with me now. I miss him at work sometimes and he has a new habbit that I"m not really thrilled about.

He watches me get dressed. I swear everytime I get my shirt off I look over and he's staring at me.

Perv.

will she ever learn?

probably not.

a. grounded from phone. by me.
b. you don't have to spill beer 3-6 to make friends.
c. cigars = serious ass breath.
d. there is no undoing tonight... the damage is done, sarah is screwed.
e. there is nothing better than drunk blogging. nothing.
f. i'm not a mean drunk. i'm not a messy drunk. i'm a brave/embarassing drunk. just in case you were wondering.

Are you kidding me?

This ad was in the local paper.

BABY SITTER needed: at my home 3 to 4 days a week 7am- 7pm to supervise a 10 year old child. $50 week.

Do they realize that works out to be less than $1 an hour. Here is my addition to the ad:

Must be able to ignore my smoking crack rock.