ranting diatribes

I think it's time for some one liners again. I love that I know some funny funny people.

"I am NOT sitting by the fan." ~My sister, drunk, sitting outside in November.

"Yeah, we're not going to be friends." My favorite elitist friend while discussing what makes us hate most people.

"You just said that where people could hear you..." Same elitist friend calling me out knowing a lame song, just before finishing the line and dancing to it.

"You need to heal!" My 5 yr old nephew's smart ass answer to my sister's "...but your lip needs to heal." To which she relpied "Your face needs to heal!"

"Yeah, I've got him under my desk." Me, to a client, when he asked if I had seen his boss... that I obviously have the hots for but should not.

"I muted it so they didn't catch one of Sarah's tirades." My boss to my other boss on a conference call with his boss. This one hurt a little.