cockatoo

Thanks for giving it a name mom.

working for the weekend

I am sitting at work to cover a video conference some toolbag at centeral reservations booked for today and it hit me.

I love work, I love life.

I don't even think I am very good at it, it's not been a breeze here lately, but I am enjoying it. Actually, with recent events I should hate this, but I just can't bring myself to do that. If we (you and I) are lucky this may jump start the wit that has been missing for, I guess a year now.

hey,

I like your socks.

whatever the hell that is...

I had lunch at my desk, as I usually do, today. One of my favorite cleints walked up to discuss something and, with a look of disgust, asks, "what are you eating?"

I paused, looked down at my snickers bar and said "a snickers bar".

She still looked royally confused, and I didn't know what to do next, then she flips the bar over and i see this:


What the hell am I eating?

depressing:

is reading old posts and finding typos.

even more depressing?

finding misspellings.

the moment I go "aw, eff me..."?

discovering the spellcheck button tonight.

I know exactly what that feels like

Courtesy of Drew at toothpastefordinner.com


I have yet to recover from that grave loss.

website for sale

Trust me the campaign was going strong, for about two days. Apparently, that's all it took, I wish someone would have told me that months ago.

So... Does anyone want the domain www.findamatein2008.com?

Do you like how I am completely skirting around the issue that I am not single anymore? I do.

update: detox my ass

I feel heavy after the holiday, so I figured "why not try a yo-yo diet plan for a few days"...

Is it possible that juice is actually making me hungry? I have been doing this since about 8 pm last night and so far I am bitchy as hell. And hungry. for beer. dammit.

Oh, btw, it's Blue Moon January at Molly's Pub. You in?

UPDATE: Molly's in Tomball, and pretty much been there everynight, so just come, we'll be there...