May 28, 2008

sieg heil!



My new buddy Fritz! He looks like a total bad ass, huh?

May 22, 2008

rest in peace you sexy bastard

you will be missed. and NEVER replaced.

May 21, 2008

due to recent events I am retiring

1. I am now the owner of an ironing board.
2. I yelled at some kid that his music was too loud.
3. I have been car shopping lately and the key requirements are:
a. great fuel economy
b. safety ratings


This is where we all shake our heads. Seriously, there is mature... and there is old.

May 16, 2008

FW: stop forwarding me emails

This is the one thing that has made me laugh or smile in the last year of forwarded emails. It is an exert from an email about improper church bulletins.


Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.

May 12, 2008

it's got to be the camera

these are some outtakes for pictures we needed to take at work. I rarely like a picture of myself (I am a woman after all)but damn... these are really bad. that last one is the best so far and it's still awkward as hell.