January 02, 2009

it's '09 bitches

I am NOT calling these resolutions, cause that's just not my style. But making lists sooo is.

New Years Motions:

Start actually attaching attachments to emails, especially at work.
Take fewer hits from the crack pen... NO, wait. more. MORE hits from the crack pen.
Stop using "so" so much. AND not making it so long when I do use it. i.e. "but making lists sooo is."
Revoke last year's "be brutally honest" idea. No one really likes that.
Lower expectations of people. I.Q., sense of humor, punctuality, decency, ability to bathe properly, all of it. I am not letting you bitches get to me anymore.

2 comments:

Shumpy said...

I'm not making any 'resolutions' either. It's more like a to-do list for life, right?

Anonymous said...

I assume the "puncuality" comment was meant for me and I'm glad you've decided to let it go.

- your 'incessantly late but also super-cool' big sis