April 24, 2009

i still don't like maple syrup though

I have to take back anything I may have said over the years about Canada. Mostly cause my brother decided to fall in love with a Canadian and I kind of like her.


...and she kind of has creative control of my brand image.



I guess I should do some counter PR right? Okay, list things I like about Canada:
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Braniff looks like a really nice place.
They seem to have a pretty focused and kickin military.
Slowly, everyone I really like admits to being Canadian, so...

See? It's not so bad.

still not believable

I decided to just go all the way blonde with my eyebrows this time around while at the salon.

...Yeah, it's kind of weird. I look totally arian. or albino, whatever the word for it is. Maybe a little sun this weekend will help. Right now my hair, skin and teeth are all just about the same color.

April 10, 2009

tmi? probably tmi...

Anticipation makes me have to pee. Did you know that?

The only time I ever wet myself as a child I was 6 and we were playing hide and seek and my sister either stopped looking for me or couldn't find me(my money is on the former, I was in the closet for christ's sake) and the thought of winning that round of the game was just too much for my little bladder to take. I am not sure if the smell or the sound of crying finally got my sister to the closet but she made sure to use my beach towel to help clean up AND tell my step mother who does not have a kind bone in her body.

Need more examples of why I don't care for people or am completely devoid of self worth?