do you know what i hate more than ignorant, obnoxious people?

Ignorant, obnoxious people who make three times what I do.

it's actually sad how detrimental i am to my own progress

I am going to share some advice with you that I have learned from hands on experience.

If you like a boy do NOT throw up in his front lawn. It will not impress him in any way...

some things never change... and i don't want them to

I was sitemeter-ing myself and saw this link as some one's entry point.

I am so vain, because that made me laugh, then i wandered to other posts in that time frame and kept laughing.

I still DO love grey hair. It's actually kind of a prerequisite now. And I still love Anderson Cooper enough to turn him straight.

Anderson, we could be so happy together.

because we all know you value my opinion over any other

Random Consumer Product Reviews:

Blackberry 8330 Curve:
A++ Love, love, love this thing. If you don't have one, get one.

Aquafresh Extreme Clean Whitening Toothpaste:
A++ Been using this product for years, switch when I bought the last tube. What a disaster. They should call this product "Aquafresh Ridiculously Clean". I even got props from my dentist for using it.

Champion brand cupped sport bra in black:
A. I do like using this product over the previous combo of regular bra with sports bra layered. It could use some redesigning though. Mostly so it doesn't poke out at the top giving me an oddly placed third nip. (not that there is a normal place for those)

Any tripe aired on MTV:
D. unless you are still in high school you have no business ever tuning to this station. stop it. you know who you are...

Starbucks Non-fat Latte:
A. If you are a fan of lattes and, like me, have no choice but Starbucks go ahead and go non-fat. You will not notice a difference (okay maybe the foam is a little looser, but good luck finding a barista that makes truly great foam anyway) and you will save yourself 9g of fat and 70 calories.

www.google.com/igoogle:
A+ I am not sure who doesn't have google.com as their homepage, I always have and wouldn't have it any other way. But if you have a google account try the iGoogle homepage.

Elitism:
A+ not really something you can buy, but totally worth using. Make sure to let the people around you know how much better you are than them.

I hope this has wasted a few minutes of your day. If you work for any of these companies please email me for payment arrangements.

but really, who can name the mayor of washington d.c.?

This is the mayor of London. Boris Johnson.(and you're welcome, I can almost guarantee you did NOT know that before now) I follow him on Twitter along with 10 Downing Street, BBC News, and a few others you'd expect me to follow.




He went to Maddame Tussauds today and even his wax sculpture is a complete doof. The sculpture's pants are too tight and it's tie is unkempt.
Only in the U.K.






Bonus just for you: The Mayor of Washington D.C.is Adrian Fenty. You're welcome again.

open letter to the inventer of "reply to all" in email

Thank you. Without you I would never be able to engange in an argument about who came up with "taint breath" first.